9 Word Definitons for Men

My Auntie sent this and its allllllll soooooooooooo TRUUUUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!


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1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

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And men, PLEASE PLEASE, watch out for Combinations.

Some of my more famous combo's towards my lovah are:

6-5-8

4-5-8

6-5-8

8-9-3

and of course:

8-8-8
8
8
8
7

The day I heard *T* tell me she caught on fire

This last summer while Big-R was living out of state because *T* had enough of his man shit and told him to get a job in the next state, *T* (being the most awesomeness mother in all the south west land) was grillin' up some grub for her beebees. I think it was burgers. Actually I can't remember if she was grillin' or not because I was driving some place when she was telling me this and I have to watch out for all the crazy California transplants that on the roads. But I did hear..... "And then I caught on fire..... and my hair was smoldering.... and I told Younger-R to call.... he said "Mom you're smoking".... and I was on my way to the shower.... and now I have no eye brows, arm hair and half my hair is burnt off."

And that is the story of *T* catching on fire, told by me, the most wondermos ~A~

I suck at Blogging

I suck at it, I do. I ususally don't have enough time to write out the Drama's of my day, because you know, putting it down in 2 precise paragraphs is WAAAY not my style. I need to elaborate, ramble, and have many, many, many run on sentences. Lots of FUNNY things do happen to us. We DO lots of things in my house. But I am just not good at putting them down.

Please forgive me readers (if I happen to have any). And check back once in a while to see if I have left you with a treat to pass your eyes over.

Its a New Year

Now that 2006 has past, I think I will try to start telling stories of the year from Hell. I never did because I didn't want to anger the gods of fate......but the way the year ended......I must have done it anyways.

I think yelling in a hospital parking lot,"CURSE YOU FATE", with a clenched fist raised in the air and people staring at you like your are a lunatic was not a smart idea.

So the stories of anaphalysis, Scarlet Fever, Concussions, Rheumatic Fever, Valley Fever, knocked out front teeth, hospital stays and me being on fire will all come. (esp since I see ~A~ trying to pull out the fire story with her BEINGSHOTWITHANARROW here . LOL)

May 2007 be uneventful for all of you.........and especially me!