Thursday, November 02, 2006

And she wants to keep them

A quick J-Elf funny. I picked her up yesterday from my friends house and I didn't have any of her older siblings. She looked at me and said....

"Where is everyone mommy?"

I looked around the car amazed and said..........

"Gasp!" "I dont' know J-elf.....I think I lost them!!!"

I only said that because I thought she would be like -ALL RIGHT LETS PARTY!!!

"Aren't you soooooooo happy....you get to be the ONLY baby now!! You can have Mommy and Daddy all by yourself!!! We are going to have SOOOOO much fun!!! You can have all their toys! YOU get to be the CENTER of attention!!! YAY J-Elf!!!"

She looked at me.................

her eyes got WIDE open

then

she

CRIED.

I don't mean just a few tears...but true, scared, hysterical Cryyyying.

"WHY did you do that mommmeeeeeeee. R, H and E need your huggies and kissies TOOOOOOO" *sawb* *sawb* *sawb* "You can't loose them!!! Poor R, H and E!!! What if someone takes them!!!" *gasp* *sawb* start to almost hyperventilate!!

uh oh.....what a mommy faux pas I just did. Think *guilt* Think *guilt* Think.........

"OK OK OK ....stop crying baby.......We can find them. Promise...Mommy will find them!!"

"you better mommy....or I will be so sad forever!!!"

So needless to say I couldn't have the sweet thing so sad forever!! The dagger that pierced my heart when she said that to me......*OUCH* So, I found them (we picked them up from their afterschool activities) and J-elf was a happy camper. She even congratulated me profusely for doing such a good job 'finding' her siblings.

YAY ME!!!!!

Can I say that even though I provoked the entire episode! Hmmm well, maybe.....just a little quieter since I did make the 4 year old burst into hysterics!!

Yay Me!

Poor thing...she will probably have some sort of getting lost complex now. Maybe a little quieter.

yay me

3 Comments:

Blogger ~A~ said...

Isn't that just the funniest thing. The clonies will all be fighting and I'll say, okay let me call the gypsy lady to get the instigator and you'd think the others would be happy. But they freak out and don't want them to go.

5:06 PM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

That wasa good Mommy work!

8:59 AM  
Blogger fivedreamin said...

LMAO!!!! You got some funnies ;)

6:06 PM  

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